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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

No go.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Did you use the internet during the DOS era? Can you describe your experience? How were images displayed on the black screen when everything was just text-based commands?

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How would the Arab world be different if there was no Israel-Palestine conflict? Would there be better relations among its members?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

How does the "Chain of Thought" prompting technique enhance inductive reasoning in large language models?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Still no good.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

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